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No cluons were harmed when jmcquown wrote:
>STOP crossposting this crap to your stupid kibology newsgroup! You
>kibs have ruined alt.food.barbecue and I'm not goign to sit back and
>let you trahs rfc too. Just fukc off please.

Jill, alt.food.barbecue was trashed long before we kibs got there. I think
they're looking for free food (big grin).


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark
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"Mark Edwards" > wrote

> >STOP crossposting this crap to your stupid kibology newsgroup! You
> >kibs have ruined alt.food.barbecue and I'm not goign to sit back and
> >let you trahs rfc too. Just fukc off please.
>
> Jill, alt.food.barbecue was trashed long before we kibs got there. I think
> they're looking for free food (big grin).

What is "rfc"?! Re-fried chicken?

--oTTo--

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Mark Edwards > wrote:
>No cluons were harmed when jmcquown wrote:
>>STOP crossposting this crap to your stupid kibology newsgroup! You
>>kibs have ruined alt.food.barbecue and I'm not goign to sit back and
>>let you trahs rfc too. Just fukc off please.
>
>Jill, alt.food.barbecue was trashed long before we kibs got there. I think
>they're looking for free food (big grin).

Jmc may also want to look into getting the sticky off those last two fingers.

>Hugs and Purrs,
>Mark

Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
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On Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:34:58 -0400, Otto Bahn > wrote:
>"Mark Edwards" > wrote
>> >STOP crossposting this crap to your stupid kibology newsgroup! You
>> >kibs have ruined alt.food.barbecue and I'm not goign to sit back and
>> >let you trahs rfc too. Just fukc off please.
>>
>> Jill, alt.food.barbecue was trashed long before we kibs got there. I think
>> they're looking for free food (big grin).
>
>What is "rfc"?! Re-fried chicken?

It's rec.food.cooking, but Jmc tossed the followups into a.f.b, apparently in
the belief that a.f.b deserved trashing more than r.f.c does? Salt of the
earth, there.

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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David DeLaney wrote:
> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>> No cluons were harmed when jmcquown wrote:
>>> STOP crossposting this crap to your stupid kibology newsgroup! You
>>> kibs have ruined alt.food.barbecue and I'm not goign to sit back and
>>> let you trahs rfc too. Just fukc off please.
>> Jill, alt.food.barbecue was trashed long before we kibs got there. I think
>> they're looking for free food (big grin).
>
> Jmc may also want to look into getting the sticky off those last two fingers.
>
>> Hugs and Purrs,
>> Mark
>
> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney


r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?

--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

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Tonto Goldstein wrote:
> David DeLaney wrote:
>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>>> No cluons were harmed when jmcquown wrote:
>>>> STOP crossposting this crap to your stupid kibology newsgroup! You
>>>> kibs have ruined alt.food.barbecue and I'm not goign to sit back and
>>>> let you trahs rfc too. Just fukc off please.
>>> Jill, alt.food.barbecue was trashed long before we kibs got there. I
>>> think they're looking for free food (big grin).
>>
>> Jmc may also want to look into getting the sticky off those last two
>> fingers.
>>
>>> Hugs and Purrs,
>>> Mark
>>
>> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
>
>
> r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?
>

These douche bags really think responses like this are funny.

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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein > wrote:
>David DeLaney wrote:
>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>>> Hugs and Purrs,
>>> Mark
>>
>> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
>
>r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?

Umnoes - look where you posted, that's them. Us. Here ... whatever the
terminology is when you staple groups together with a crosspost.

Dave "and everyone knows it would be rec.food.purina.cats, anyway" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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David DeLaney wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein > wrote:
>> David DeLaney wrote:
>>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>>>> Hugs and Purrs,
>>>> Mark
>>> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
>> r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?
>
> Umnoes - look where you posted


Therein lies the problem.

I also don't look before I leep.


--

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-- House, M.D.

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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:

>Steve Calvin > wrote:
>
>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>> even though you won't admit it.
>
>That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

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Harming humanity since 1951.
"ITYM 'Beer IS bread the way God intended.'" -- NotR



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On 2007-04-28, David DeLaney (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein > wrote:
>>David DeLaney wrote:
>>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>>>> Hugs and Purrs,
>>>> Mark
>>>
>>> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
>>
>>r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?
>
> Umnoes - look where you posted, that's them. Us. Here ... whatever the
> terminology is when you staple groups together with a crosspost.
>
> Dave "and everyone knows it would be rec.food.purina.cats, anyway" DeLaney

Purina make their cat food out of cats?

Isn't that the kind of thing that leads to epidemics?

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Octopuses don't like astro turf much. That's a *great* piece of trivia
to drop into conversations. I must remember it.
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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:

>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>
>>Steve Calvin > wrote:
>>
>>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>>> even though you won't admit it.
>>
>>That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>
>Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.

Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
he's killfiled all of ARK.

>**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k
>
>I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
>****ing asshole to post.

No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
one-liners, and a living god.

>--
>Steve
>http://adirondackoutdoors.forumcircle.com


Oooh, an outdoorsman! Cue "The Lumberjack Song."

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"ITYM 'Beer IS bread the way God intended.'" -- NotR

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Steve Calvin > wrote:

> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
> even though you won't admit it.

That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

-jwgh

--
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-- Matt McIrvin, 29 November 2005

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[snip, snip here and a snip, snip there]

No cluons were harmed when Steve Calvin wrote:
>You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already
>know that even though you won't admit it.

<Walks up to chalk line>
I am a ****ing idiot. I freely admit it. I let Calvin troll me into
responding to his post. Oh woe! Woe, I say!
</Walks up to chalk line>
<gulps drink and throws empty glass into fireplace while Callahan's
regulars cheer />

>Un-****ing-believable.

I do not think that wors means what you think that it means.


Mark-too-much-media-influence-Edwards
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Steve Calvin > wrote:
>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>> even though you won't admit it.


No cluons were harmed when Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.

She was your GIRLFRIEND? She told ME she was MARRIED, after we had that
weekend in Poughkeepsie.


Mark Edwards
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On Apr 28, 11:28 am, (David DeLaney) wrote:
> Chris McGonnell > wrote:
> >>I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
> >>****ing asshole to post.
>
> >No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
> >one-liners, and a living god.
>
> Well, right NOW we're not sure if we can call that living, though we did
> receive one communique from him (last month, was it?) recently.

Yabbut it was only to say he wasnt around for the death of the Baby
Genius "genius"-personally I think he was liaring.


>
> Dave
> --
> \/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
> It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
> Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>http://www.vic.com/~dbd/- net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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Chris McGonnell > wrote:
>>I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
>>****ing asshole to post.
>
>No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
>one-liners, and a living god.

Well, right NOW we're not sure if we can call that living, though we did
receive one communique from him (last month, was it?) recently.

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

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On Apr 28, 10:56 am, Mark Edwards > wrote:
> [snip, snip here and a snip, snip there]
>
> No cluons were harmed when Steve Calvin wrote:
>
> >You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already
> >know that even though you won't admit it.
>
> <Walks up to chalk line>
> I am a ****ing idiot. I freely admit it. I let Calvin troll me into
> responding to his post. Oh woe! Woe, I say!
> </Walks up to chalk line>
> <gulps drink and throws empty glass into fireplace while Callahan's
> regulars cheer />

<Mark is joined by stampede of ArkMarks>

<gulp, toss, SMASH/>

We're ALL ****ing idiots, and I don't mean my wife! No, wait, I told
that wrong...

</stampede dissipates...>

> >Un-****ing-believable.
>
> I do not think that wors means what you think that it means.

I donut think ANY wors mean what he thinks they do.

No, this can't be right; Fast Eddie woulda sapped me first time I
yanked tagutcow's chain about his angst..

Justin case, please tell me Spot's real Name wasn't Ralph von Wau
Wau.


Dr. HotSalt

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Chris McGonnell wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> > wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>>
>>> Steve Calvin > wrote:
>>>
>>>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>>>> even though you won't admit it.
>>> That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>> Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.
>
> Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
> he's killfiled all of ARK.
>
>> **** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k
>>
>> I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
>> ****ing asshole to post.
>
> No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
> one-liners


There's a cafeteria under this bridge?!?


--

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-- House, M.D.

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David DeLaney wrote:
> Chris McGonnell > wrote:
>>> I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
>>> ****ing asshole to post.
>> No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
>> one-liners, and a living god.
>
> Well, right NOW we're not sure if we can call that living, though we did
> receive one communique from him (last month, was it?) recently.


More like an exculpatory plea.

Not His fault, pfah! As if anyone's gonna believe that!


--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

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Dr. HotSalt wrote:

> Justin case, please tell me Spot's real Name wasn't Ralph von Wau
> Wau.


I'm filling in for Justin while he's fighting the restraining order in
court, so here goes:


Spot's real Name wasn't Ralph von Wau Wau.


Teh Enb.

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On Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:38:19 +0930, Tonto Goldstein wrote:

>Chris McGonnell wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>>>
>>>> Steve Calvin > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>>>>> even though you won't admit it.
>>>> That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>>> Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.
>>
>> Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
>> he's killfiled all of ARK.
>>
>>> **** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k
>>>
>>> I've come to the conclusion that's where everyone must be a
>>> ****ing asshole to post.
>>
>> No, Steverino, that's a.f.b. ARK is full of trolls and cafeteria
>> one-liners
>
>
>There's a cafeteria under this bridge?!?

Kibo's Automat is over by the northwest arch.

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Harming humanity since 1951.
"ITYM 'Beer IS bread the way God intended.'" -- NotR


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In article >,
Chris McGonnell > wrote:

> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>
> >Steve Calvin > wrote:
> >
> >> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
> >> even though you won't admit it.
> >
> >That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>
> Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his hand.

IFYPFY

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On Tue, 01 May 2007 08:43:03 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>>>
>>>>Steve Calvin > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>>>>> even though you won't admit it.
>>>>
>>>>That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>>>
>>>Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.
>>
>>Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
>>he's killfiled all of ARK.
>
>>>**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k
>
>What a sweetheart. Do you suppose he's sentient enough to be aware of
>the irony in killfiling an entire froup, then individually e-mailing
>its members?
>
>Some people <cough!>D*nk</cough> just seem to need us to validate
>their existence.

I don't think Steve-O liked being called Steve-O because it made him
look like a Jackass. But Mini-Dank is taken.

--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
"ITYM 'Beer IS bread the way God intended.'" -- NotR


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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:29:03 +0930, Tonto Goldstein >
wrote:

>David DeLaney wrote:
>> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein > wrote:
>>> David DeLaney wrote:
>>>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>>>>> Hugs and Purrs,
>>>>> Mark
>>>> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
>>> r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?
>>
>> Umnoes - look where you posted
>
>
>Therein lies the problem.
>
>I also don't look before I leep.

Are you saying that your computer does it automatically? Mine does.

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On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:

>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>>
>>>Steve Calvin > wrote:
>>>
>>>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
>>>> even though you won't admit it.
>>>
>>>That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>>
>>Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.
>
>Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
>he's killfiled all of ARK.

>>**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

What a sweetheart. Do you suppose he's sentient enough to be aware of
the irony in killfiling an entire froup, then individually e-mailing
its members?

Some people <cough!>D*nk</cough> just seem to need us to validate
their existence.

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On May 1, 7:43 am, Kevin S. Wilson > wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
>
>
>
> > wrote:
> >On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> > wrote:
>
> >>On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:30 -0400, Jacob W. Haller wrote:
>
> >>>Steve Calvin > wrote:
>
> >>>> You people are ****ing idiots, but then you probably already know that
> >>>> even though you won't admit it.
>
> >>>That's really a pretty rude thing to say about my girlfriend.
>
> >>Steve-O thinks everybody's girlfriends are as dumb as his.
>
> >Got a flattering e-mail from Steve-O, which I simply must share, since
> >he's killfiled all of ARK.
> >>**** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k
>
> What a sweetheart. Do you suppose he's sentient enough to be aware of
> the irony in killfiling an entire froup, then individually e-mailing
> its members?

WAAAH! Where's MY individual email telling me I got plonked?

> Some people <cough!>D*nk</cough> just seem to need us to validate
> their existence.

If I ever see him in person I'll show him some validation...


Dr. HotSalt

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Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:29:03 +0930, Tonto Goldstein >
> wrote:
>
>> David DeLaney wrote:
>>> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:57:13 +0930, Tonto Goldstein > wrote:
>>>> David DeLaney wrote:
>>>>> Mark Edwards > wrote:
>>>>>> Hugs and Purrs,
>>>>>> Mark
>>>>> Dave "OH no, we're NOT crossposting r.f.c to rec.pets.cats AGAIN" DeLaney
>>>> r.f.c. = rec.food.cats ?
>>> Umnoes - look where you posted
>>
>> Therein lies the problem.
>>
>> I also don't look before I leep.
>
> Are you saying that your computer does it automatically? Mine does.


A compunerdigeek guy told me I had a "computer" "worm" and I read
somewhere that rats like to eat worms, so I put a rat in my computer,
then the rat ate the worms but wouldn't get out, so I put a cat in there
to eat the rat, but it wouldn't get out, so I put a dog in there to
chase the cat out, then I ate a horse and died, and Daffy Duck got hit
in the head with a hammer.

Teh Enb.

--

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-- House, M.D.

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Mark Edwards wrote:

> </Walks up to chalk line>
> <gulps drink and throws empty glass into fireplace while Callahan's
> regulars cheer />

That reminds me about some rereading I've been meaning to do.

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> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:12:13 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> > wrote:

>> **** off asshole. Thank god I can kf a.r.k

Ahhhh Kentucky Fried is the best both afb or rfc can muster. Pass the
bucket from the left hand side.