Mom said it was too cold for a barbecue today. Bitch!

"**** her!" I thought, so I raped her, cut her throat and dumped her
down our well.

Then I started my barbecue. Mom was right, it was ****ing freezing and
I had to abandon it.

I'm feeling a little guilty right now - I wasted *all* that charcoal!

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Red

Red wrote:


--
Dave
www.davebbq.com

Red wrote:

> Mom said it was too cold for a barbecue today. Bitch!
>
> "**** her!" I thought, so I raped her, cut her throat and dumped her
> down our well.
>
> Then I started my barbecue. Mom was right, it was ****ing freezing and
> I had to abandon it.
>
> I'm feeling a little guilty right now - I wasted all that charcoal!

Dude, that's so funny, but also so sick!




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"Dave Bugg" > wrote in message
...
> Red wrote:

Did he now?

>
>
> --
> Dave
> www.davebbq.com
>
>
>
>

"Red" > wrote in message
...
> Mom said it was too cold for a barbecue today. Bitch!
>
> "**** her!" I thought, so I raped her, cut her throat and dumped her
> down our well.
>
> Then I started my barbecue. Mom was right, it was ****ing freezing and
> I had to abandon it.
>
> I'm feeling a little guilty right now - I wasted *all* that charcoal!
>
> --
> Red

This is what happens when one is exposed to too much cold. I call it the
'snow factor'.

It's OK Red, just make sure you eat your Father before you're arrested...as
if you're not already.

Development, that is.

TFM®

"Lance" <?@?.?> wrote in message
.. .
> Red wrote:
>
> > Mom said it was too cold for a barbecue today. Bitch!
> >
> > "**** her!" I thought, so I raped her, cut her throat and dumped her
> > down our well.
> >
> > Then I started my barbecue. Mom was right, it was ****ing freezing and
> > I had to abandon it.
> >
> > I'm feeling a little guilty right now - I wasted all that charcoal!
>
> Dude, that's so funny, but also so sick!


You ****s are such a welcome addition to what used to be a private group
discussing BBQ (Don't bother, you'll never get a clue as to what it is.)

It's a good thing I'm an old man and don't have the time or energy to spnack
you whippersnappers!

But take note, I have informed each and every one of your Mother's what
you're doing. You'd better be hoping you ain't wearing a diaper when she
swat's that ass tonight!

Goddamned Crossposting Mother****ing sons-a-bitches

I'll sober up tomorrow night mebbe,
TFM®