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Default How to bake a male human in an oven?


my master and my mistress want to bake me in their oven and they want to
know, how long I will take, until my meat is done and what we have to do, so
that my balls and my penis don't overcook.

I'm 5'6" and weighing 220 pounds, my owners have fattened me pretty well.

Can you help us?

-F.R. (***)

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