How can I bake a human???
 

I'm a cannibal and I usually kill, butcher and
eat humans.

But my latest victim wants to be baked alive.

How can I bake my victim alive???

Please help and you may get a piece of human meat!!!

How can I bake a human???
 

On Mar 22, 7:12*pm, Harald Gentexeater > wrote:
> I'm a cannibal and I usually kill, butcher and
> eat humans.
>
> But my latest victim wants to be baked alive.
>
> How can I bake my victim alive???
>
> Please help and you may get a piece of human meat!!!

Truss him up, put him in a roasting pan, baste with your favorite
baste. Roast for 4 1/2 hours 350. Stick a thermometer in the anus to
check for doneness. Oh by the way...you're an idiot.