DEAR MR. BIGBAZZU,

I DO STAY IN TEXAS NOW BUT, WAS, BORN, AND REARED, IN KENTUCKY. MOST OF THE
SO CALLED UNCOOTH HERE ARE OUTSIDER TYPES LIKE YOU. THE COWBOY HATS YOU
MOSTLY SEE HERE ARE MORE LIKEN TO CROOKED BALL CAPS COVERING UP ONE EAR AND
ON OCCASION THEY WILL COVER BOTH EARS. IM TOLD THESE PEOPLE ARE COME FROM
THE LIKES OF NEW YORK CITY AND ELSEWEAR. TEXAS DON'T HAVE NO MORE OIL WELLS
SO MR. BUSH IS OVER TRYING GATHER US UP SOME MORE. IM A HOPING HE DONT'
BRING A BUNCH OF THEM UGLY SPITTIN HUMPITY BACK CRITTERS ALONG WITH EM. IF
THEY COME, WE WILL GIVE EM A TRY ON THE SMOKING PIT.

OT,, IS NOW OVER AND OUT

FATTY


"Bigbazza" > wrote in message
...
>I laughed out when I read this one and thought of those uncouth Texans
>:-))
>
>
> Texans in Heaven
>
> Gabriel came to the Lord and said " I have to talk to you. We have some
> Texans up here in Heaven who are causing problems. They're swinging on the
> pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbeque sauce is all over their robes,
> their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps
> and
> cowboy hats instead of their halos.
>
> They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean. There are watermelon
> seeds
> and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around
> with
> just one wing."
>
> The Lord said, "I made them special, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my
> children. If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the
> Devil."
>
> The Devil answered the phone, " Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."
>
> The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
>
> The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having
> down there."
>
> The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
>
> After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back.
> Now what was the question?"
>
> The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
>
> The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on, Lord."
>
> This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said ,
> "I'm
> sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.
>
> Them damn Texans done put out the fire and are trying to install air
> conditioning."
>
> Bigbazza (Barry) Oz
>
>