"Paul M. Cook" > wrote in message
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> "cybercat" > wrote in message
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>> "Steve Wertz" > wrote:
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>>> Have you tried an egg slicer?
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>> Not a bad idea.
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> You're going to dirty a knife just to cut a sausage in half so you can use
> an egg slicer to cut them in slices?

Who said anything about cutting the sausage in half, dickweed?