On Sep 7, 1:05 am, wrote:
> On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:51:05 -0500, wrote:
> >Has anyone noticed that adults are going back to drinking out of baby
> >bottles with nipples? I'm referring to those sports bottles that have
> >the spouts on them. They look and work just like a nipple on a baby
> >bottle. Now adults all over the world can resort back to their
> >infancy and once again drink from a nippled bottle. You can get
> >water, fruit juice, those so called sports drinks. (I guess you got to
> >be a real sport to drink that stuff), and much more. All of them come
> >complete with the nipple. You no longer have to learn to use a cup
> >for drinking. Just place the nipple in your mouth and suck. If you
> >drink too fast, you can even get gas and colic. Ah yes, all the
> >conveniences of the 2000's have turned us all into infants once again.
> >I bet in a few years they will even have those bottles filled with
> >mixed alcoholic drinks for all those alcoholic sports, such as
> >competitive drinking, drinking to pass out, and drinking for dollars.
> >Hell, I'll even go so far as to bet the future will give adults
> >motorized strollers complete with a built in cellphone, laptop
> >computer, an ipod, and of course a sports bottle with as nipple filled
> >with the hard stuff. I only wonder if the drunk driving laws will
> >affect drunk stroller drivers?
> >Isn't modern commercialism in America great!
>
> I hate those spout bottles. When I am thirsty I want to DRINK, not
> squirt small drops in my mouth. Just more rediculous consumerism to
> make a buck.

A buddy and I once thought of going into business making high chairs
and bassinets for adult babies.

--Bryan