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"Dutch" > wrote in message news:G75si.20784$_d2.10534@pd7urf3no...
> pearl wrote:
>
> > There is nothing "spiteful" about my web page.


All of the following is perfectly descriptive of your 'pal', and as
everything else on that page, posted in response to his conduct.

> You swine turd.
> You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.
> You are a canker, a pus leaking sore, a weeping open wound.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
> worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
> a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
> stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a curdled, staggering, buck-toothed, bow-legged, mutant dwarf
> smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged
> birth into a hostile world made even more hostile by your presence.
>
> You are insensate, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the stupified,
> puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then died of shame
> in recognition of what they had done. They were a bit late.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
> at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
> Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.
> You are scum, the dregs of this earth.
>
> You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up,
> drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set
> you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the
> frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the
> queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
> nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
> ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even whores won't have
> sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention,
> and lost in a land that reality forgot.
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
> loathsome disease, a puerile slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
>
> Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get
> your dog to play with you. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You
> would watch p*rn' all day if the other inmates would let you.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of puke. You are
> deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
> wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
> You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and
> sorrow wherever you go.
>
> You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in
> clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You
> still would not have a clue.
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
> to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
> nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
> to access it ever so much more rapidly.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
> statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us?
> What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your
> tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous
> desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the
> snake?
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
> stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes
> way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension
> of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid
> collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed.
> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
> stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit
> more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
> Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our
> universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial
> fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence
> of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the
> laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an
> epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me
> again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your
> ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant
> trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I
> have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well...
> it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a
> creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a
> bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...
> Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and
> count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary
> skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted and that
> everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget
> that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
> things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then
> I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
> "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the
> best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to
> be placing such a demand on you.
>
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
> cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, grim,
> belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
> fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
> maniacal, illegitimate, harmful, dumb, evasive, double-talking,
> lame, self-righteous, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, nasty,
> disgusting, lewd, repulsive, disagreeable, spiteful, threatening,
> libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, perverse,
> devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, hateful, paternalistic,
> fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased,
> suppressive, controlling, restrictive, censorious, deceptive, dim,
> stifling, dyspeptic, despicable, uncaring, weird, crazy, dishonest.,
> secretive, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, malignant, demented,
> brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, aggressive,
> mind-numbing, abrassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
> abusive, socially-retarded, vile, puerile, and Generally Not Good
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
> degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing
> you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would
> go away.