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Old 19-06-2007, 03:30 AM posted to alt.buzzard.rules,alt.sailing.asa,alt.talk.bollocks,alt.troll,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,rec.food.baking,rec.gambling.lottery
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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Zach
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:23:47 -0400
: ah
: Kissed my ass and whined:
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:: Zach wrote:
::: On Sat, 16 Jun 2007 18:48:02 -0500
::: "John \"C\""
::: Kissed my ass and whined:
:::
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:::: "Holly" wrote in message
:::: ups.com...
::::: On Jun 16, 7:04 pm, "John \"C\""
::::: wrote:
:::::: "ah" wrote in message
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:::::: ... Holly
:::::: wrote:
:::::::: On Jun 13, 7:45 pm, ah wrote:
::::::::: Holly wrote:
:::::::::: On Jun 12, 8:32 pm, ah wrote:
::::::::::: Holly wrote:
:::::::::::: On Jun 11, 7:59 pm, ah wrote:
::::::::::::: Holly wrote:
:::::::::::::: On Jun 10, 9:19 pm, ah wrote:
::::::::::::::: Holly wrote:
:::::::::::::::: On Jun 10, 5:36 am, "Steve Leyland"
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::::::::::::::::: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are
::::::::::::::::: dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and
::::::::::::::::: colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words,
::::::::::::::::: and make the land green again. They shall be known as
::::::::::::::::: Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the
::::::::::::::::: environment." Native American prophecy |\
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::::::::::::::::: Meow
:::::::::::::::: NETkkkOP ALERT!!!! oh dear.
::::::::::::::: Lions, and tigers, and fsckwits!
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::::::::::::::: Oh, my!-
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:::::::::::::: Sente, tenuki, tesuji! O boi!
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::::::::::::: Ever made anything from the Tassajara Bread Book?-
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:::::::::::: Yah ... of course.
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::::::::::: What about them pancakes, eh?-
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:::::::::: I've never tried them, just the breads. What do you put on
:::::::::: them or in them?
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::::::::: Tofu.-
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:::::::: liar
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::::::: PPYPOBSB!
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:::::: LSCST!
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::::: IDUEOY!
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:::: I give up, what does it mean?
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:::: LSCST means "loose straps cause saggy tits". like "ah's"..
:::
::: ah's a female? That would splain things. Fried eggs no doubt.
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:: Hands-off, Bitch; this is a man's newsgroup!
:
: Lighten up! I agreed with Pounder to leave you alone as he is my
: friend. Use your head and respect that.

ah is also a friend of mine, but I'm 100% sure he can handle that pounder
****wit, so no need to leave him alone.

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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
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=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

As long as you do not move you can still choose any direction.
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow