"Baldy Cotton" > wrote in message
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> Far as I can tell, someone wrote:
>
> >You might want to check out the websites on waterless cookware. I hear
that
> >if you spend between $1500 and $3000 you can get a hell of set of
cookware
> >that uses no water or oil, cooks everything on low heat, clean like a
dream,
> >and prevents cancer.
>
> Umm, Some things you forgot to mention:
>
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>
> Clarissa << - - just add an inch or two of clotted cream

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