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Default Substitutes for Mushrooms?

In article om>,
"Sheldon" > wrote:

> wrote:
> > What is a good substitute when mushrooms are called for in a recipe?

>
>
> Foreskins, of all ethnicities... delicate orientals, cheesey guineas,
> chalky whites, greasy mexicans, smelly moslem porcines, big bad blacks,
> cute kikes, etc.
>
> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
>
> Sheldon


Shel' baby, please go take your meds. ;-)

You probably forgot the last dose.

<lol>
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