Dave Smith wrote:
> My sister in law recently bought one of those little stainless
> steel wire balls for cleaning pots and pains and kettles etc.
> She sent me the card that it came on because the Chinese English
> translation. She got it at the Dollar Store, and it was worth a
> buck for the entertainment factor alone. I will have to hit
> "ignore" a few times when the spell checker goes through this.
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> PURPOSE:
> Clear away the obstinate stain from the meatal, ceramics, glass,
> foughs etc.
>
> FEATU
> Not harm the surface of the object, not breed the germ and
> durability.
>
> USAGE:
> Put some lotions, soap powder on the serface if the object, then
> using the ball clean if lightly with water, cleaning all with
> water, cleaning if with water and put in the dry place after
> using.
>
> Exposition:
> The steel, copper wire cleaning balls of our factory has reliable
> quality, a complete standards of variety, welcome person alities
> of various circeles hold frade falks and make orders in letter or
> phone call.

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