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Default How to cook a human

Larry Kessler > wrote:

> wrote:
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> >
> wrote:
> >> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
> >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do
> >> next?
> >>
> >> Mrs. Goulder

> >
> >The best way I know to cook a whole human is rotisserie.

>
> Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal asks the other one,
> "Does this taste funny to you?"



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