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Nomen Nescio > wrote:

>> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
>> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do
>> next?

>
>Treat as pork, that's why we're
>called long pigs.


Not Kosher....
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"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more
closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On
some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their
heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a
downright moron." -- H. L. Mencken, in the Baltimore Sun, July 26, 1920