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Default How to cook a human


Larry Kessler wrote:
> wrote:
>
> >
> wrote:
> >> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
> >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do
> >> next?
> >>
> >> Mrs. Goulder

> >
> >The best way I know to cook a whole human is rotisserie.

>
> Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal asks the other one,
> "Does this taste funny to you?"


Two cannibals talking to each other:

cannibal_1: "I really hate my mother-in-law."
cannibal_2: "Then just eat the noodles."