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How to cook a human
Larry Kessler wrote:
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> >> I just killed my husband. I drove a kitchen knife through his heart.
> >> Now I want to cook him. I already removed the heart. What do I do
> >> next?
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> >> Mrs. Goulder
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> >The best way I know to cook a whole human is rotisserie.
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> Two cannibals were eating a clown. One cannibal asks the other one,
> "Does this taste funny to you?"
Two cannibals talking to each other:
cannibal_1: "I really hate my mother-in-law."
cannibal_2: "Then just eat the noodles."
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