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Crazy Tribes Man
 
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Default What do airlines put in their food???

Think yourself lucky, I ate a real firey hot vindaloo, same scenario,
but my chocolate starfish was red raw from the chillies as well,I now
can relate to how annabel chong felt.

I walked with a rather embaressing *** limp for days.

Now, who's hungry? )


Stanley > wrote in message news:<tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews>. ..
> Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
> stop shitting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
> getting these real sticky messy shits that come in waves, everytime I
> think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
> just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
> through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
> they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
> not shitting, and I'm shitting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
> dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
> out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
> shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
> my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
> most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
> been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
> through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.