i think we need projectile vomiy chick to comment on this one
"Scrutor" > wrote in message
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> I get the feeling you're FULL OF IT!!!!
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> "Stanley" > wrote in message
> news:tc4u80tunqe48fh5lpahr4cu7h87a1v6ld@netnews...
> > Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
> > stop shitting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
> > getting these real sticky messy shits that come in waves, everytime I
> > think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
> > just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
> > through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
> > they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
> > not shitting, and I'm shitting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
> > dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
> > out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
> > shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
> > my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
> > most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
> > been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
> > through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.
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