chico chupacabra wrote:

> Leif Erikson wrote:
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>>chico chupacabra wrote:
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>>>Animals say Buh-bye to Star > wrote:
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>>>>Starlet was fond of affirming in her usual diva style, whenever the
>>>>subject of vegetarianism or Peta came up, that she was "the top of the
>>>>food chain," and could therefore eat anything and anyone she felt
>>>>like.
>>>
>>>Just what's wrong with that?
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>>>>It's a privilege that comes with being at the top, after all.
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>>>Moreso than volunteering to go back to the bottom of it on the basis of half-baked vegan propaganda.
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>>>>Now Barbara has kicked her ugly ass
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>>>Star Jones isn't unattractive at all. The irony of your remark on her appearance is she's leaving a show with Barbara Walters (never was attractive even on a good day), Joy Behar (not the most attractive lady, either), Meredith Viera (marginal attractive-ness), and Elisabeth Hasselbeck (NFL wife -- she should be a hottie). Who's coming in? Lard-ass, carpet-munching, fugly Rosie "can I have a few doggie bags" O'Donnell. I would take Star over any of these witches, aside from Mrs Hasselbeck, any day.
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>>>BTW, notice that the two most attractive women on the show -- Elisabeth and Star -- are also the most conservative. Not a coincidence.
>>>
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>>>>to the street where it's eat or be eaten.
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>>>Even if she were to have stayed on the show, Rosie would eat her; and probably in more ways than we'd care to know.
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>>Ha ha ha! Hilarious!
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>>I seem to recall I put you onto a great satirical website a few years
>>back called fatchicksinpartyhats.com. It was ostensibly webmastered by
>>a limited-English 15-year-old Mexican immigrant named "Miguel", whom
>>the (I suspect) real webmaster, "Sean-baby", referred to as a "noted
>>social critic". The site (I'm not sure it's still up) contained photos
>>of obese people, most of which Miguel cadged from other website; in
>>most of them, the fatties were wearing some silly hat or other weird
>>headgear, hence the site name. Each photo was accompanied by Miguel's
>>"commentary", in hilarious broken English.
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> That site is still up and running, and funny as ever.
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>>My all-time favorite photo was of a huge woman sitting next to a little
>>Dachshund. Instead of commentary, there was a little imagined dialogue
>>between the two:
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>> fat broad: "Hello, dog."
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>> dog: "Bark! Hello, fattie."
>>
>> fat broad: "I am going to eat you in a sandwich."
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>> dog: "You fat bitch."
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>>That instantly came to mind when I read "Rosie would eat her."
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> Heh... I remember that one. A lot of the captions deal with the tubbies eating other people.

It's back! The photo link was broken, but they've
fixed it: http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com/part18.shtml
About 2/3 down the page.


>>>> Watch out, Star, you're at the bottom now!
>>>
>>>She'll rise higher than the rest of those witches.
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