Leif Erikson wrote:

> chico chupacabra wrote:
> > Animals say Buh-bye to Star > wrote:
> >
> > > Starlet was fond of affirming in her usual diva style, whenever the
> > > subject of vegetarianism or Peta came up, that she was "the top of the
> > > food chain," and could therefore eat anything and anyone she felt
> > > like.
> >
> > Just what's wrong with that?
> >
> > > It's a privilege that comes with being at the top, after all.
> >
> > Moreso than volunteering to go back to the bottom of it on the basis of half-baked vegan propaganda.
> >
> > > Now Barbara has kicked her ugly ass
> >
> > Star Jones isn't unattractive at all. The irony of your remark on her appearance is she's leaving a show with Barbara Walters (never was attractive even on a good day), Joy Behar (not the most attractive lady, either), Meredith Viera (marginal attractive-ness), and Elisabeth Hasselbeck (NFL wife -- she should be a hottie). Who's coming in? Lard-ass, carpet-munching, fugly Rosie "can I have a few doggie bags" O'Donnell. I would take Star over any of these witches, aside from Mrs Hasselbeck, any day.
> >
> > BTW, notice that the two most attractive women on the show -- Elisabeth and Star -- are also the most conservative. Not a coincidence.
> >
> > > to the street where it's eat or be eaten.
> >
> > Even if she were to have stayed on the show, Rosie would eat her; and probably in more ways than we'd care to know.
>
> Ha ha ha! Hilarious!
>
> I seem to recall I put you onto a great satirical website a few years
> back called fatchicksinpartyhats.com. It was ostensibly webmastered by
> a limited-English 15-year-old Mexican immigrant named "Miguel", whom
> the (I suspect) real webmaster, "Sean-baby", referred to as a "noted
> social critic". The site (I'm not sure it's still up) contained photos
> of obese people, most of which Miguel cadged from other website; in
> most of them, the fatties were wearing some silly hat or other weird
> headgear, hence the site name. Each photo was accompanied by Miguel's
> "commentary", in hilarious broken English.

That site is still up and running, and funny as ever.

> My all-time favorite photo was of a huge woman sitting next to a little
> Dachshund. Instead of commentary, there was a little imagined dialogue
> between the two:
>
> fat broad: "Hello, dog."
>
> dog: "Bark! Hello, fattie."
>
> fat broad: "I am going to eat you in a sandwich."
>
> dog: "You fat bitch."
>
>
> That instantly came to mind when I read "Rosie would eat her."

Heh... I remember that one. A lot of the captions deal with the tubbies eating other people.

> > > Watch out, Star, you're at the bottom now!
> >
> > She'll rise higher than the rest of those witches.
>