How To Fillet A Homo
"Sheldon" > wrote in message
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> Catch the homo using means that gives the least harm. Hog tie legs and
> arms, slit throat then hand to bleed from a tall tree. Once bled, gut
> the homo. Take a sharp knife and spit along the belly. Remove all
> innards and hose out the area. Now you are ready to skin the homo. Use
> a sharp knife and slowly peel away the skin. Reserve for frying or
> making slippers. Now pare off the fat and set that aside. You can make
> really nice soap from human fat, just ask the Nazis. Cut the meat into
> useable pieces using a fillet knife. It helps get around those pesky
> bones.
>
> pathetic really
You do realise, don't you, that once you have slaughtered all the homos
civilisation may well crash, or at least become intolerably brutish.
Regards Josh
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