Catch the homo using means that gives the least harm. Hog tie legs and
arms, slit throat then hand to bleed from a tall tree. Once bled, gut
the homo. Take a sharp knife and spit along the belly. Remove all
innards and hose out the area. Now you are ready to skin the homo. Use
a sharp knife and slowly peel away the skin. Reserve for frying or
making slippers. Now pare off the fat and set that aside. You can make
really nice soap from human fat, just ask the Nazis. Cut the meat into
useable pieces using a fillet knife. It helps get around those pesky
bones.

pathetic really