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OmManiPadmeOmelet[_1_] · **Joke Du Jour 03-08-06**

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> > If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,*
> >
> > If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,*
> >
> > If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,*
> >
> > If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,*
> >
> > If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,*
> >
> > If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,*
> > through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,*
> >
> > If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,*
> >
> > If you can face the world without lies and deceit,*
> >
> > If you can conquer tension without medical help,
> >
> > If you can relax without liquor,*
> >
> > If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,* *
> >
> > If you can do all these things,*
> >
> > Then you are probably the family dog.
>
>
> I wish I was at times! LOL!
>
> Thanks,
>
> Andy

I know the feeling....... ;-)
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Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson