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Andy[_2_] · **Joke Du Jour 03-08-06**

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
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> If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,*
>
> If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,*
>
> If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,*
>
> If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,*
>
> If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,*
>
> If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,*
> through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,*
>
> If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,*
>
> If you can face the world without lies and deceit,*
>
> If you can conquer tension without medical help,
>
> If you can relax without liquor,*
>
> If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,* *
>
> If you can do all these things,*
>
> Then you are probably the family dog.

I wish I was at times! LOL!

Thanks,

Andy