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OmManiPadmeOmelet[_1_] · **Joke Du Jour, 03-05-06**

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> > Cannibals
> >
> > A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
> > part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
> >
> > "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
> > something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
> The
> > cannibals promised they would not.
> >
> > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
> > I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
> > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
> >
> > The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
> > leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots
> ate
> > the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
> >
> > "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
> > managers and no one noticed any-thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
> > eat someone who actually does something!!!"
>
> LOL! Very good!!!
>
> Andy

And food related... sorta. <g>
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Peace, Om.

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