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Andy[_2_] · **Joke Du Jour, 03-05-06**

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
:

> Cannibals
>
> A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
> part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
>
> "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
> something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The
> cannibals promised they would not.
>
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
> I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
> disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
>
> The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
> leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots
ate
> the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
>
> "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
> managers and no one noticed any-thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
> eat someone who actually does something!!!"

LOL! Very good!!!

Andy