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Default How to eat pizza - fingers or knife and fork?


Dee Randall wrote:
> >

> If watermelon is not being served to others, and there is only DH and me --
> I eat mine with my head hanging over the sink - he hates watermelon.
> Actually I've never run across anyone else who didn't like melon. He hates
> canteloupe and pouts until it's all eaten because of the smell.


But canteloupe smells like breast cleavage... only *** males don't
appreciate melons.

Sheldon Musk