Dave Smith wrote:

> ~patches~ wrote:
>
>
>>It's not only the bonding while going to the bathroom. I can't believe
>>grown men will actually double over laughing their bumbs off after
>>passing gas! I mean, totally sane, responsible males, that wear suit &
>>ties, hold down respectable jobs, salt of the earth types AND they
>>double over laughing over passing gas! What the heck is with that?
>
>
> We can see the humour in a well delivered fart, but to say that we double
> over is a gross exaggeration. But we still wonder how it is that, if men
> are more into sharing bodily functions, it is women who go to the washroom
> in packs.
>
Oh that's easy. Women go to the washroom in packs to:
- catch-up on gossip
- gossip about those women out there who really shouldn't wear what they
are wearing
- make sure everything is tucked in and straight including the make-up
- complain about their DH or SO
- make sure the washroom is actually clean - you need witnesses if you
need to complain about this one
- count their money
- call their kids
- discuss religion and/or politics
- discuss the newest fashion fads

Note what is missing? We don't share bodily functions. Heck most of us
can't even **** if there is another women within a 1 mile radius! We
spend more time washing icky cooties off our hands than we ever do
*actually* relieving ourselves. That's best left to at home and one of
the reasons not to drink 12 beers while out