On Sat 27 Aug 2005 07:59:53a, Phred wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>>On Sat 27 Aug 2005 07:50:25a, wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>> On 27 Aug 2005 16:12:02 +0200, Wayne Boatwright
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>> snipped
>>> "Smear the mashed potatoes on the scrape and bruise, then drink the
>>> coffee. Go back to bed...it's Saturday!"
>>>
>>> Yes indeed. Let the spuds dry, then sand smooth then paint the
>>> appropriate color. Good as new.
>>
>>ROTF!
>
> I hear they're working on genetically modified humans that will be
> assured of having skin colour to match bandaids.
>
> Cheers, Phred.
>

Too funny! You're in rare form today. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four,
unless there are three other people.