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Wayne Boatwright
 
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On Sat 27 Aug 2005 06:58:06a, jmcquown wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> Heh. Was going to the store to buy cigarettes (yes, folks, cigarettes,
> but this isn't about that). The man at the store could be a twin to
> Chatty Cathy. So there's a man backed up against the door, trying to
> get away from this guy without being rude. I tapped on the door and he
> practically fell through it getting it open. The door scraped my foot
> and now I have a scrape and a bruise.
>
> Questions:
> Do I sue the customer for leaning against the door?
> Do I sue the shop employee for chatting the man up to the point he was
> desperate to escape?
> Do I sue the owner of the store for hiring this guy who won't shut up?
> Do I sue the tobacco company for making the cigarettes because now my
> foot is bruised when I went to the store?
> Do I sue the company that made the door that opened on my foot and
> scraped and bruised it?
>
> Or, should I just go make some steaming hot mashed potatoes and have a
> cup of 180 degree coffee to go with? <G>
>
> Jill


Smear the mashed potatoes on the scrape and bruise, then drink the coffee.
Go back to bed...it's Saturday!

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Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four,
unless there are three other people.