<RJ> wrote:
> I bought a few Banquet frozen dinners on a whim.
> ( they were on sale for a buck apiece )
>
> Mashed potatoes, corn and a beef pattie w/gravy .
> Smallish portions, but probably the portions we SHOULD eat.
>
> I was surprised to see a calorie count of 340 for he whole meal.
>
> It occurred to me that, you could eat a Banquet TV dinner
> for each of three meals, and stay under 1200 calories a day !
>
> Maybe it's time for "The Banquet Diet"
> ( I could make millions off the book )

Better yet, video a team of doctors monitoring your decaying health and
make a movie! "Reducify Me!" Your heirs might do very well...