Claire's self-crippled and morbidly obese Uncle Dreck wrote:
>>>>>>I've not turned down meals prepared for me by family
>>>>>>members or my friends just because they use foods I
>>>>>>normally don't.
>>>>>
>>>>>You DO turn down such meals
>>>>
>>>>No, I don't refuse anything.
>>>
>>>You TURNED THEM DOWN,
>>
>>No
>
> Your

No, fatso, I don't refuse anything. I gratefully accepted the rum cake
and shared it with friends and family who like that kind of thing. As
far as my brother goes, the issue was framed with "IF." He knows I
wouldn't eat it, so he won't even offer it. We respect each other that
way, something which appears to be foreign in your Jerry Springer-esque
dysfunctional family. I find it amusing that you object more to sharing
a rum cake than sharing your wife with your own twin brother. Did you
hear David's belly slapping against Belinda's? Why do you object to
sharing rum cake but not to other blokes -- much less your own brother
-- shagging your wife?