icetea wrote:
> WATER - 99% of tea is water

Reminds me of a funny Chris Rock bit about married friends going
out to dinner and lingering late over after-dinner drinks, all
because hurrying home and having sex is no longer the priority it
once was in their single years.

Lustless Wife: "Ohh, what's in this tea?"
Annoyed Waiter: "****ing water, bitch!"

--crymad