The only troll is you, Heil.
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On Wed, 28 Jan 2004 09:06:34 -0500, Patricia Heil >
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>mrbog wrote:
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>> "SuperMarket Me" - A documentary on my health problems from eating at
>> the supermarket.
>> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Jan 27, 2004
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>> I coducted a study of the effects of eating food only from American
>> supermarkets. The piece is intended to reveal the nature of the
>> problem of obesity in America.
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>> Over the thirty day period my health deteriorated rapidly. My
>> cholesterol went up by 59 points, I had problems with my vision, I was
>> depressed and vomiting, I lost confidence in myself, and I considered
>> becoming a woman.
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>> The documentary reveals the source of the health problems in America:
>> fatty foods, sugar-rich foods, insufficient vegetables, mentholyptus,
>> and mints. The result of eating these foods caused my blood pressure
>> to increase by 14 pounds per square inch. By the third day, the
>> vomiting I endured was so frequent and spontaneous that people called
>> me "projectile boy".
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>> I am submitting my 184 minute feature production to the Cannes Film
>> Festival, in the hopes that it will get noticed big directors like
>> Steven Speilberg, James Cameron, Raymond Martino, and Nacho Vidal.
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>> Oh by the way, I only ate corned beef, heavy cream, butter, kosher
>> salt, and sudafed. But it was all purchased from American
>> supermarkets. I call it "The American Supermarket Diet".
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>> Does it seem like crappy logic to anyone else? McDonalds has salads,
>> parfaits, the mclean burger, and probably other stuff I don't know
>> about because I never eat there myself. (I remember the salads were
>> actually very good.) You can eat only mcdonalds for thirty days and
>> end up looking even better than Jared.


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