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Wayne Boatwright
 
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On Thu 28 Apr 2005 03:54:22p, Cape Cod Bob wrote in rec.food.equipment:

> > wrote in message
>
>>> Just would like to ask, is induction cooktop safe?

>
> No. they are a plot to wipe out mankind. The manufacturers are aliens
> and by producing thousands of these ranges will take over Earth.


Actually, I thought the induction units *were* the aliens!

> I am so sick of hearing about S A F E.
>
> Or Pecan Pie is just eggs and Karo syrup!!! EEEEEK.


And one of my favorites!

> Give it a rest.
>
> And, it's ok if your kids play BY THEMSELVES and you may eat a pat of
> butter!


My doctor actually prefers that I use butter over most other fats.

> Stop bubble wrapping your minds and bodies.


Yup, burst those bubbles and air out your brain!

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> or in Fenway Park in an extra inning
> game.
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