BOB wrote:
> wrote:
>> Piedmont > wrote:
>>> JD wrote:
>>>> "F.G. Whitfurrows" > wrote
>>>> in message ...
>>>>
>>>>> Being a Reverend *and* a BBQ NG aquaintence, I'm more
>>>>> than a little offended
>>>>> at not having been asked to perform the ceremony.
>>>>> Hell, I'd a brought the beer for the blessing.<g>
>>>>
>>> Look in the phone book for a Unitarian-Universalist
>>> church, they'll marry anyone! You can search for local
>>> congragations at www.uua.org
>>
>> I've been to a Marriage performed by the Furry Footed
>> Reverand. It was sensitive, pithy and tuned to the wishes
>> of the Nuptualees.
>>
>
> And I've seen the video. Furry foot did amaze even me with his
> sensitivity. If it happens that the right woman ever finds me, I just
> might have to fly the furry one down to Phloridah for the service.
> ;-)
>
> BOB


It's worth the trip to Wenatchee, Wa. Don't be such a tight ass. :-)


TFM®