wrote:
> Piedmont > wrote:
>> JD wrote:
>>> "F.G. Whitfurrows" > wrote
>>> in message ...
>>>
>>>> Being a Reverend *and* a BBQ NG aquaintence, I'm more
>>>> than a little offended
>>>> at not having been asked to perform the ceremony.
>>>> Hell, I'd a brought the beer for the blessing.<g>
>>>
>> Look in the phone book for a Unitarian-Universalist
>> church, they'll marry anyone! You can search for local
>> congragations at www.uua.org
>
> I've been to a Marriage performed by the Furry Footed
> Reverand. It was sensitive, pithy and tuned to the wishes
> of the Nuptualees.
>

And I've seen the video. Furry foot did amaze even me with his
sensitivity. If it happens that the right woman ever finds me, I just
might have to fly the furry one down to Phloridah for the service.
;-)

BOB