Matthew L. Martin wrote:
> Jack Sloan wrote:
>>
>> When I growed up in Texas it was "Even a blind hog finds an acorn
>> every now and then".
>>
>
> Here in NE it's "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while".

Here in Washington it's "Even a blind stoner finds a bud every day".

Unless you live in Granite Falls where it's

"Even a blind tweaker *finds* some money to buy his meth every day".

--
Fosco Gamgee Whitfurrows
and his 6" boner