JD wrote:
> "F.G. Whitfurrows" > wrote in message
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>>JD wrote:
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>>>>>After a 22 year run of blissful singularity I am marrying my best
>>>>>friend, Aileen, on Valentine's Day. She'll also be joining me in my
>>>>>real estate business as well. If any of you are conveniently located
>>>>>to Bainbridge Island, WA, I'd be honored to have you witness this
>>>>>spectacle which by it's rarity is surely a sign of the Apocolypse.
>>>>>We're too old and jaded to go through the crap of planning a wedding
>>>>>so this things is gonna be a small quickie. 1:30ish at the Wyatt
>>>>>House on Wyatt and Madison near the ferry dock.
>>>>>
>>
>>Being a Reverend *and* a BBQ NG aquaintence, I'm more than a little
>>offended
>>at not having been asked to perform the ceremony. Hell, I'd a brought the
>>beer for the blessing.<g>
>
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> Seriously??!? We've been going nuts trying to find someone to officiate
> without making us go through the pre-sentencing counseling and requiring
> that we join their church. We're 52 years old fer Chrissakes, as if
> counseling us would have much effect.
>
> JD
>
>>--
>>Fosco Gamgee Whitfurrows
>>and his 6" boner
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Look in the phone book for a Unitarian-Universalist church, they'll
marry anyone! You can search for local congragations at www.uua.org

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