"Sam D." > wrote in message
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> Drug Industry to Use New Terminology
>
> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic
> name. For example, the trade name for Tylenol is acetaminophen.
> Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen.
>
> The industry has been looking for a generic name to classify Viagra
> and equivalent drugs. After consideration by a team of government
> experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
>
> Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin,
> mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.
>

I bet some wives would appreciate an anti Viagra drug, perhaps under the
name:
whenhellsafreezin