FoodBanter.com - View Single Post - what would you request if you had to go off into space for a yr?

(cashier of cinema) wrote in message . com>...
> suppose they wanna send you out into space for 3 urs.
> the spaceship is the size of large living room where you must eat,
> sleep, read, etc. there are separate compartments for showering and
> peeooing.
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> it's gonna be a bummer, out in space and isolated from rest of
> mankind.
> however, you get to request 3 yr supply of anything you want plus one
> companion and two animals for the trip. after the trip is over, you
> have to give up whatever still remains, so no sense is asking for
> diamonds and gold. it's gotta be stuff you can use. by the way, the
> high-tech storage room can preserve fresh fruits and veggies and such.
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> my choices:
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> co-astronaut of choice: winona ryder
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> pets of choice: a dog and pig
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> 1000 sirloin steaks.
> 500 lbs of beef ribs(i prefer pork but i don't eat the noble hog)
> 400 lbs of 90% lean ground beef
> 10 legs of lamb
> 30 corned beef
> 50 skirt steaks
> 30 packs of vienna beef hotdogs
> 50 trouts
> 20 catfish
> 20 red snappers
> 50 giant crabs
> 100 lobsters
> 1000 shrimps
> 300 crawfish
> 50 chicken
> 300 fresh oysters
> 3 turkeys
> 10 cans of caviar(cuz i never tried em)
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> 1000 lbs of potatoes
> 500 heads of lettuce
> 3000 tomatoes
> 5000 mushrooms
> 1000 cucumbers
> 20 jars of kosher pickles
> 50 jars of olives
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> 500 lbs of flour
> 200 loaves of bread
> 200 bagels
> 200 croissants
> 200 italian bread
> 30 boxes of oatmeal
> 100 boxes of frosted shredded wheat
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> 50 apple pies
> 20 pumpkin pies
> 10 cans of whipcream
> 6 birthday cakes
> 300 donuts
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> 3 cans of coffee
> 1000 packs of green tea
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> 20 lbs of salt
> 500 lbs of sugar
> 50 jars of honey
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> 100 gallons of milk
> 2000 containers of yogurt
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> 10,000 cans of hogfood
> 7000 cans of dogfood
> 50 bags of supersize dry hogfood
> 20 bags of supersize dry dogfood
>
> ... to continue...
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100 cases of 24/pack diet coke
100 cases of 24/pack 7up
10 cases of beer
20 bottles of red wine
5 bottles of white wine

50 lbs of scallops
100 squids
100 octopuses
one giant tuna

100 pineapples
500 apples
500 peaches
500 bananas
500 apricots
500 pears

100 green peppers
50 red peppers
500 serrano peppers
200 jalapeno peppers

2 lbs of paprika
2 lbs of oregano
2 lbs of basil
1 lb of parsley flakes

100 cloves of garlic
500 onions
500 scallions

50 flounders
100 filet sandwiches

more to come...

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> p.s. can you imagine a zero gravity shower? that'd be cool! the water
> would shoot out at you, float and splatter all over the place and be
> sucked thru vacuum holes in the wall.