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Default what would you request if you had to go off into space for a yr?

suppose they wanna send you out into space for 3 urs.
the spaceship is the size of large living room where you must eat,
sleep, read, etc. there are separate compartments for showering and
peeooing.

it's gonna be a bummer, out in space and isolated from rest of
mankind.
however, you get to request 3 yr supply of anything you want plus one
companion and two animals for the trip. after the trip is over, you
have to give up whatever still remains, so no sense is asking for
diamonds and gold. it's gotta be stuff you can use. by the way, the
high-tech storage room can preserve fresh fruits and veggies and such.

my choices:

co-astronaut of choice: winona ryder

pets of choice: a dog and pig

1000 sirloin steaks.
500 lbs of beef ribs(i prefer pork but i don't eat the noble hog)
400 lbs of 90% lean ground beef
10 legs of lamb
30 corned beef
50 skirt steaks
30 packs of vienna beef hotdogs
50 trouts
20 catfish
20 red snappers
50 giant crabs
100 lobsters
1000 shrimps
300 crawfish
50 chicken
300 fresh oysters
3 turkeys
10 cans of caviar(cuz i never tried em)

1000 lbs of potatoes
500 heads of lettuce
3000 tomatoes
5000 mushrooms
1000 cucumbers
20 jars of kosher pickles
50 jars of olives


500 lbs of flour
200 loaves of bread
200 bagels
200 croissants
200 italian bread
30 boxes of oatmeal
100 boxes of frosted shredded wheat

50 apple pies
20 pumpkin pies
10 cans of whipcream
6 birthday cakes
300 donuts

3 cans of coffee
1000 packs of green tea

20 lbs of salt
500 lbs of sugar
50 jars of honey

100 gallons of milk
2000 containers of yogurt

10,000 cans of hogfood
7000 cans of dogfood
50 bags of supersize dry hogfood
20 bags of supersize dry dogfood

.... to continue...





p.s. can you imagine a zero gravity shower? that'd be cool! the water
would shoot out at you, float and splatter all over the place and be
sucked thru vacuum holes in the wall.