On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 16:37:37 -0500, "Matthew L. Martin"
> wrote:

>Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2004 15:55:06 -0500, "Matthew L. Martin"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I've noticed that Frohe has been among the missing for the last month.
>>>Anyone know what's up with him?
>>
>>
>> I'm not really at liberty to say, other than to say that he is an
>> unwilling participant in something like the Witness Protection
>> Program, only this particular program is aimed at protecting people
>> who write bad vernacular English from the people they annoy.
>>
>> Keep it to yourself though. Very hush-hush.
>>
>> I'm sorry. That should have been "Keep it to yasef."
>>
>
>Any chance of enrolling Gus into a similar program?

Absolutely, but like the Bad Vernacular program, participation isn't
voluntary. When they come to enroll Gus in the "Bob Dole Third-Person
Speaker Protection Program," he won't see their faces.