> Now, most people know that if you eat beets, or drink beet wine, you
> have a change of passing red urine.

Darren, I've made and drank a lot of beet wine and never passed red
urine. My wife says she hasn't either. Where did you get this
information?

> So, if I starty a rhubarb-beet wine now, it should be ready to serve
> on April Fool's Day.....

April Fool's Day in 2007 perhaps. Beet wine does not lose its earthy
undertones for at least two years, but the wait is well worth it.

Jack Keller, The Winemaking Home Page
http://winemaking.jackkeller.net/