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Default Nearly every single Army National Guard Soldier turns their backs to Joe Biden as he drives past.

On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 Gary wrote:
>> On 1/27/2021 Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, January 26, 2021Master Bruce wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 26 Jan 2021 songbird wrote:
>> >>> Master Bruce wrote:
>> >>> ...
>> >>>> Some Europeans have strange ideas about many things! If only you knew!
>> >>>
>> >>> i love the French and their hairy armpits.
>> >> Have you ever seen a French hairy armpit?
>> >
>> > I haven't, but I see an American hairy armpit every time I put on deodorant.

>> 1) ewww
>> 2) you stand in front of a mirror to put on deodorant?

>
>I put on my deodorant in the bathroom. There's a mirror in there. QED.
>
>Cindy Hamilton


I apply deodorant in the bathroom too because that's where the
deododrant lives, in a drawer where I keep my shaving stuff and
there's a huge mirror in there over the sink but I've never looked at
my pits to apply it, never thought to... if I couldn't find my pits
without a mirror I'd belong in a nursing home. I only shave using the
mirror for trimming my mustache, otherwise I don't need a mirror to
shave... I check with my fingers for any stubble, I wouldn't see
stubble in a mirror. I use Old Spice deoderant, anti-persperants give
me a terrible rash.
Now the world knows that Cindy needs a mirror to wipe... perhaps she
likes to look at her crotch to get turned on... some women do... some
women like to use a hand mirror to watch when they are having sex... a
mirror on the ceiling isn't quite intimate enough, they like to see up
close and personal. Some women like being tape recorded during sex
and having it played back, makes them very aroused and want it again
right then while listening to themself orgasming. Some women can't
believe the sounds they make are really them. Men are more visual
beings, women are more into audio.