On Sun, 2 Aug 2020 01:15:15 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Sat, 1 Aug 2020 22:06:11 -0700 (PDT),
>wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, August 1, 2020 at 10:34:15 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> One of Sqwertz's Climactic Brownies(tm) topped with fresh pureed
>>> strawberries and fresh whipped cream from am organic, free range
>>> heifer I just milked this morning!
>>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/rF38pWhq/Topped...ic-Brownie.jpg
>>>
>> Keep the strawberries but I'll take that brownie with the 'free range
>> heifer' whipped cream you milked this morning.' I want to know how
>> you were able to milk that 'free range heifer' since they don't give
>> milk until they've been bred. But I'm glad she came with her own
>> whipped cream carton.
>>
>
>
>I threw that in there as a bonus. Figuring if somebody didn't
>challenge me on the obvious part, then they might try and pick out
>the 'heifer' oxymoron.
>
>But I looked it up before I used the word - Heifers CAN give milk.

Sqwertz would rather jump off a tall building than admit that he was
wrong about something. Damn, who does that remind me of?

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