On Sat, 1 Aug 2020 22:06:11 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Saturday, August 1, 2020 at 10:34:15 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> One of Sqwertz's Climactic Brownies(tm) topped with fresh pureed
>> strawberries and fresh whipped cream from am organic, free range
>> heifer I just milked this morning!
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/rF38pWhq/Topped...ic-Brownie.jpg
>>
> Keep the strawberries but I'll take that brownie with the 'free range
> heifer' whipped cream you milked this morning.' I want to know how
> you were able to milk that 'free range heifer' since they don't give
> milk until they've been bred. But I'm glad she came with her own
> whipped cream carton.
>


I threw that in there as a bonus. Figuring if somebody didn't
challenge me on the obvious part, then they might try and pick out
the 'heifer' oxymoron.

But I looked it up before I used the word - Heifers CAN give milk.

https://www.dairyherd.com/article/mi...-reduce-stress

I'm sure Sheldon knows this. He's always sneaking over at his
neighbors farm in the middle of the night looking for that young,
pregnant, virgin heifer.

> This should be interesting.

You know I always aim to please!

-sw