On Friday, February 15, 2019 at 6:02:28 AM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
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> Yoose all should be embarrassed to advertise that yoose all buy that
> doodoo... it's very easy to make your own by the big potful and freeze
> portions... would be a much better product and would cost far less.

People that think it's easier to cook up a giant pot of stuff than open a little can probably need to get themselves a better can opener.

OTOH, if you're interested in recreating Boyardee pasta, first start by boiling macaroni until it's done and then continue boiling for about 10 minutes more. Mix in a good amount of Filipino spaghetti sauce and add a generous amount of American cheese. If you like, you can add a little bit of browned hamburger meat. When the cheese is melted, mix into the sauce. Dish out into little bowls and toss in the general direction of your little darlings while telling them to STFU and eat. Afterwards, they can have Popsicles.

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