On Mon, 11 Feb 2019 22:08:46 -0800, Leonard Blaisdell
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>In article >,
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>> On Monday, February 11, 2019 at 10:10:42 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
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>> > Hey Jo-Jo, tell us about YOUR husband.
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>> I killed him, chopped him up, cooked him, and then fed him to the hogs.
>> Anymore
>> questions? I also cleaned out his bank account, sold his prized pickup truck,
>> and got a nice settlement from his life insurance policy.
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>Yawn. It's the repetitive old story that starts with, "A married guy
>gets a life insurance policy..." The end result is inevitable. How
>does Bruce not know this? ;-)

The hogs would have eaten him uncooked as well, so she made it up.