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Default Dinner tonight (2/6/19)

Terry Coombs wrote:
> On 2/7/2019 2:28 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> Terry Coombs wrote:
>>> Just always gotta have the last word eh sheldumb . OK , you got the
>>> last word , I'm always wrong and you're always right . Revel in the
>>> righteousness of yourself , bask in the glory of your own presence . I
>>> humble and abase myself in the glory of your personal responses to my
>>> poor and vain attempts to relate my experiences in the kitchen and in
>>> any other endeavor I undertake , knowing that you will best me in every
>>> case .
>>> And if you'll buy that I've got a bridge for sale cheap . You just
>>> have to try to prove you're better than the rest of us , and it just
>>> ain't so . Your insecurity must be a very heavy load . I do hope that
>>> you are or will seek treatment for this mental shortcoming and can
>>> someday live a normal and productive life . Until then , **** off and
>>> die .
>>>

>>
>> Glad yoose beginning to understand how Popeye works.
>>
>>

> Yeah , and he's a stalker of sorts too . Notice how lately he jumps
> on everything I post like a duck on a bug ? A little constructive
> criticism is one thing , but he seems hell-bent on proving me wrong in
> whatever I post . Which is an artifact of his extreme insecurity and a
> projection of his self-hatred . I really do hope he seeks help ...
>


Nice and kindly thoughts man, but Popeye is waay beyond any effective
help. He's been raped by so many women that it has left his psyche in
shreds.

Perhaps the best approach is for you to comply with all his demands, and
simply use the same things he claims are the best in the world ... or at
least don't let on that you actually cheat and use other non "popeye
approved" items.

Example: If he says yoose should **** in your pot of soup for seasoning,
say "Yowsa Popeye". You don't have to actually do it. Just cook your
soup as normal and enjoy it. Popeye will be happy, and go about his
daily snow plowing chores on his big ole tractor, high up in the
catskills at 15,000 feet, when its 50 below zero.

When yoose cut firewood, don't tell Popeye. Tell him that firewood
actually makes your house colder, so yoose have converted to natural gas
or propane, or heating oil.