Â* Just always gotta have the last word eh sheldumb . OK , you got the
last word , I'm always wrong and you're always right . Revel in the
righteousness of yourself , bask in the glory of your own presence . I
humble and abase myself in the glory of your personal responses to my
poor and vain attempts to relate my experiences in the kitchen and in
any other endeavor I undertake , knowing that you will best me in every
case .
Â* And if you'll buy that I've got a bridge for sale cheap . You just
have to try to prove you're better than the rest of us , and it just
ain't so . Your insecurity must be a very heavy load . I do hope that
you are or will seek treatment for this mental shortcoming and can
someday live a normal and productive life . Until then , **** off and die .

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Snag
Yes , I'm old
and crochety - and armed .
Get outta my woods !